- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Yo mamas so fat

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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