- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

obama leadership

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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