What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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We are lawyers

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Obama

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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