- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

There is no joke here, stop reading.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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