You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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penis

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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