- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Worst joke ever

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Your mom.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Murder me once, shame on you.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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