Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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24!

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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69

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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bob saget

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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ecks! why zee?

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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