- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

a man walked into a bar ouch

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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