- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

obama's promises

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Why did the dog eat poop?

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Knock knock. Come in.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

i like tits

Worst joke ever

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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