Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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