Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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