Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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