Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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pineapples

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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1 + 1 = 3

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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