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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

1 + 1 = 3

the comment about daniel was fron brock

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

raping black women

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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