Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Stephen Walking.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Dylan is a person

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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