A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Matty B

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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0 + 0 = 0

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Women have the right to vote.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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