- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

A black man says "ask" correctly.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

A walrus walks into a bar

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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