What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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