Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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i dont like attention whores lol

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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