3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Women's Rights.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Woman Rights

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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