Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

pickle juice?

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

A baby gets hit by a bus.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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