A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Jersey Shore

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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heads up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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