- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

How old is victor? Half past dead

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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