- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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