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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

roses are red, violets are violet.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

what's brown and sticky? A stick

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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