- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

The Pope

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

The WNBA.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

a man walked into a bar ouch

The Pope

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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