What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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