- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Woman.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

im black

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What is long and black The unemployment line

girls lacrosse

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

A: B: No pun intended.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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