What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Anti Joke

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