- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

I can't see my forehead

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

colby doesnt shave

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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