- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Penis

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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