Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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meme

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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i dont like chris

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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