how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Two english guys meet at work

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Shut the cork up!

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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