Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Anti Joke

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