Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Okay, one second.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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