Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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ass in my face ? no

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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the WNBA

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Deadly cancer.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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Anti Joke

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