What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Sorry boss

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