- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

ugh good riddance

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

A handicapp walks into a bar

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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