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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What's funnier than 24? 25

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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