- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pooped my pants

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Whats an Anti Joke

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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