What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Women's rights

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

wood cant chuck wood

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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