A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What number comes after 29? 30.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Hearpin my durp

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

thumb_up thumb_down +17

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

thumb_up thumb_down +17

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

thumb_up thumb_down +15

There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

womens rights to vote

thumb_up thumb_down +15

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops