- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Knock, knock. answers door

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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