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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

I'm a raging homosexual.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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