- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

A mans opinion.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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