The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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women's rights

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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