- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Knock knock Come in

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Where do you live? In a house

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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