- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Knock knock. Death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

The Holocaust.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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