Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Breast cancer.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Women's sports.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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