What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Lil Wayne

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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