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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.