what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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hi

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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