- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Your mom is fat

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

i cant think of one.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Women's rights

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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