- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Death.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Today is May 18 2016.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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