What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

rebecca is a hard worker

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

I'm taken

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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