i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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this is not an anti joke

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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