U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

whats 2+2? math.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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