If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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knock knock Come in!!!

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You're*

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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fack me!

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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poop

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Barack Obama

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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