whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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