- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Black people.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

A terrorist robs a walrus.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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