Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

cats are pussies

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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