a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

1+2 = 6

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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