- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

What comes after 69? 70

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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