Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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What is a chair?

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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A mans opinion.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Your face

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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