- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Wait what? I did not type that!

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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