Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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