A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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