Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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say cheese

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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