A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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women sports....

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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