- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What's blue? The sky.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

hey hey apple

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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