How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Top Gear USA

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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