Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Your mother is average.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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