- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

your life

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What happened to the fish? It drowned

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

I just found out i have cancer.

Womens rights

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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