what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Women's Rights

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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