A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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